When I Ran Into the Sea

CURRENTLY IN INVENTORY:

KEEPING:

❧ One (1) Phantom Mask. A white half-mask. It shows signs of frequent use.
❧ One and a Half (1.5) Ultimate Treasures: tickets to Hamilton, three (3) in total. The booth attendant hands them over with an odd air of reverence.
❧ One (1) Edelweiss. A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.
❧ One (1) Gorgeous Breastplate. A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons. He's probably going to wear this under his clothes if he can.
❧ One (1) Striped Scarf. A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian. Kept begrudgingly starting on Week 6 because it started getting cold.
❧ One (1) note reading "Do not fear for Miss Daae. The angel of music has her under his wing. Make no attempt to see her again." Fuck you, Phantom, he's tacking this on his wall to stare at and ponder broodily.

HAPPY TO GIVE AWAY/TRADE:

❧ One (1) Ukulele. A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
❧ One (1) pair of Kinky Boots. A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you. They also fit The Pirate King. He can have them.
❧ One (1) Green Puppet. A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person.
❧ One (1) set of Bobby Pins. There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.
❧ Two (2) Teddy Bears. A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
❧ One (1) Oklahoma Snowglobe. A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tinny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - ". It lasts a while.
❧ One (1) Efron Poster. A framed poster of Zac Efron. It doesn't say his name, though, so most of you probably won't know who he is anyway.
❧ One (1) American Flag folded into a triangle. It's wrapped with a thick black ribbon.
❧ One (1) Cast Album. A CD case with a blank white front, and an unlabelled CD inside. The back lists all the cast members and the Balladeer as artists, though...
❧ Two (2) tins of Hair Gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
❧ One (1) Show Poster. A poster advertising Bialystock and Bloom's newest musical: Springtime for Hitler. The poster provides absolutely no context for this.
❧ One (1) Striped Scarf. A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian. He got an extra.
❧ One (1) Chocolate Chip Cookie. Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
❧ One (1) pair Ruby Slippers. A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.

KEPT LOCKED AWAY IN HIS TRUNK TO PREVENT THEIR USE IN A MURDER:

❧ Two (2) Razors. A silver straight razor. Holding it feels dangerous, somehow.
❧ One (1) wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
❧ Two (2) Black Masks. A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
❧ One (1) Red Wig. A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
❧ One (1) Red Cape. The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
❧ One (1) pair of White Opera Gloves. Long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them.
❧ One (1) Samael Sword. A four-foot-tall longsword with a cross-like cross-guard, and a hilt decorated with vine-like accents. It's well-designed, even though it looks and feels ancient.
❧ One (1) Stabbing Knife. A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
❧ One (1) pair of Red Opera Gloves. Long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.

DISPOSED OF IN AMUSING WAYS:

❧ Two (2) Meat Pies, still warm. It smells delicious...? left one for the Balladeer, the other one's going to be broken into bits and thrown at cameras out of spite.
❧ One (1) Tuba. Dear god. Do you know how to play THIS? Just going to leave that shit out in the music room where it probably belongs.
❧ One (1) Ticket to Hamilton He gave it to the Balladeer with some snacks during the Week 6 motive.
❧ One (1) Doctor's Costume. The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this? Stubbornly tying these weird bits over the lenses of the camera. Fuck you, look at creepy outfit crotch, Management.
❧ One (1) box of popcorn. Freshly made and smelling delicious. It's absolutely edible, but a little oversalted. Crumbling this up and throwing it into wet paint for some civil disobedience.