IT'S CURTAINS - CR CHART

	» Princess Anna of Arendelle Frozen ❝I shall ensure that she and her sister are able to someday come to the Opéra Populaire - and that she stays safe.❞		» The Pirate King The Pirates of Penzance ❝I still do not know how I found myself calling a pirate a friend, but at the same time, I am glad he is my friend.❞
	» Winslow Leach The Phantom of the Paradise ❝The poor fellow cannot speak! And he has a very unusual sense of dress. But, he is a musician, and most likely as distressed as the rest of us. I do consider him a friend.❞		» Seymour Krelborn Little Shop of Horrors ❝A very nervous and timid fellow, but he does not seem to want to do anyone any harm. He is unfamiliar with the grandeur of an opera house as well. I do so want to give him some sort of...confidence, of some kind! Surely a friend.❞
	» Hime Shirayuki Precure All Stars Spring Carnival♪ ❝I am not sure how we have gotten into as many strange shenanigans as we have, but they have left a better impression of her on me. She is a bit like a younger sister. She deserved not a single moment of her death.❞		» Natalie Goodman Next to Normal ❝She happens to find everything I do amusing in the most bone-dry and sarcastic way. She is also...strongly adverse to sympathy.❞
	» Prince Hans of the Southern Isles Frozen ❝A prince, and a fellow gentleman at that. He is very good at throwing parties. However, his secret combined with Princess Anna's memories of his actions...are cause for concern. I shall only take food offered by him at parties.❞		» Jean Valjean Les Miserables ❝A fellow countryman with a kind sense about him, though he has been through much turmoil. I do hope his life can become easier once we are free. He should not have had to die...❞
	» Gabriel Goodman Next to Normal ❝A level-headed young man. I respect that. He had more going on with himself than he let on, I believe.❞		» Darla Dimple Cats Don't Dance ❝I was able to assist her by making the "macaroni and cheese"! Killed simply for being a child...the depravity of it, even if she was not an innocent herself...!❞
	» Heather McNamara Heathers ❝An odd, but fine enough young lady. I still do not understand what is so offensive about pores.❞		» Jezebel Mephistopheles Saint's Row ❝This woman has horns. Literal...horns. And a rather unfortunate name with unfortunate implications. But, so far, she seems personable, and I am nothing if not a gentleman.❞
	» Shiva Shingetsu Astarte Seramyu Musicals ❝To say she is "unusual" would be an underestimation, and the facts she has told me of her home are at once terrifying and confusing. I do like her fine enough normally, but that other side that emerged...it is unnerving... Cain can kindly go and rot in the dankest annals of Hell. Astarte...you were a true friend. I shall never forget your kindness.❞		» Eliza Hamilton Hamilton ❝I do feel badly that Madame Hamilton is in this place. Judging by her reaction to the more gruesome elements of our lives here, she truly needs to be set free. However, so long as I am here, I will assist her in any way I can. She had been making a quilt...❞
	» Inspector Javert Les Miserables ❝Another countryman - and one of the law no less! A good man by that simple virtue. I know I shall rely on him. He is...was fixated on Monsieur Valjean's capture, though, which worried me greatly. He will be missed by us all. A worse fate could not have befallen him...❞		» Captain James Hook Peter Pan ❝An uncouth cur of a pirate. Really, he and The Pirate King are on such opposite ends of the spectrum of piracy that I did not know existed! Good riddance.❞
	» Billy Flynn Chicago ❝I do hope there continue to be more people in this place that I feel I can trust with preserving peace and safety.❞		» Billy Harris Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog ❝A little strange, but a good sort, I'll bet. He seems to be gaining confidence with each passing day, and I cannot help but be glad for it.❞
	» D-ne Shuuen no Shiori ❝A bit like a little sister. Sweet, polite, and in need of protecting just as any of the ladies here. How much of the real D-ne did I know...?❞		» The Management It's Curtains! ❝You kidnap twenty people, steal their personal belongings, undress and reclothe some of them, ridicule them through publication and expect them to kill for your pleasure? Monsieur, we will have Words.❞
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IT'S CURTAINS - THREAD TRACKER

(x) = cashed in for sweet loot

WEEK 1

❧ Intro Mingle
★ Raoul enters, stage right with Natalie, Gabe, Anna (x), Astarte (x), Winslow, Hans, Javert♫, D-ne, and Heather
★ Raoul meets Seymour and insists the man grow a pair (x)
★ Hime startles the crap out of Raoul (x)
★ Raoul checks out the rules with Dr. Billy
★ Fucking Pirates
★ A somewhat more tactful pirate (x)
★ Being a gentleman with Jezebel
★ Ain't no party like a Frenchman party
★ Getting to the point where he's done, sorry Eliza
★ Complaining about locks with Lawyer Billy
★ Here it is, he's done

❧ Enter: Showrunner
★ WHY HAS HE BROUGHT US HERE ♫ (x)
★ BIRDMAN NO
★ Why are there two of Neil Patrick Harris

★ Monday in the Kitchen with Darla
★ Tuesday in the Costume Shop with Hime (x) and D-ne♫ (x) (cw: strangulation aftermath w/D-ne)
★ Wednesday in the Music Room with Hans(x) and Valjean
★ Thursday in the Ballroom with Hime, Seymour♫ (x), The Pirate King (x), and Natalie. Also checking on D-ne (x) a little later

★ At the Conference of the Pirate King with Astarte, Seymour, Winslow, Lawyer Billy, and Heather
★ Are we all actually clones?
★ What the fuck even is the 21st Century

WEEK 2

★ Sunday laundry experiments with Hime (x), Seymour, Heather, and Natalie
★ Monday presents with Hime(x), Valjean, and D-ne(x) + bonus Cooking with French Jesus (x)
★ Tuesday motive reaction, defending Hans, agreeing with Winslow, interjecting between his countrymen, and how does he keep having so much in common with a pirate?
★ Wednesday building a house of cards with Natalie
★ Thursday bathroom investigation with Javert + makeover montage with ya boi Winslow (x)

★ Hans's Party with Astarte(x) and Eliza, and LOOK HE MADE QUICHES AREN'T YOU PROUD
★ Loosen up a little D-ne (x)
★ Seymour is a cool and smart bro
★ who invited this loser

❧ 1st Investigation
★ Blood is in the air
★ BREAD DAD NO
★ Investigation mourning
★ Trail following
★ Hey birdman I heard there was a clue here need some help

❧ 1st Trial
★ No such thing as a wish
★ Nnnnnnnnaked time!
★ Confirm the innocent
★ Reveal reaction
★ How well did I really know you?
★ Vote
★ Damn it all

❧ Afterparty
★ Shows up 15 minutes late with sad Viscounts for Hime(x), Astarte(x), and Anna(x)

WEEK 3

★ Monday - Just so you know, he dreamed a dream♫ with Hime(x), Natalie(x), Seymour, and Astarte(x)
★ Tuesday - They call envy a sin but how can this be? + a serious encounter with Hime probably (x)
★ Wednesday - Research over tea with Astarte(x) and Jezebel + offering Anna tea(x), seeing Winslow's face, and sharing the joy of tea with Seymour

❧ 2nd Investigation
★ THE FUCKING MODS FAKED US OUT but it was great
★ To avenge Hime

❧ 2nd Trial
★ Truth Bullet: Hime's Cause of Death
★ Hook is a buttface and an asshole, news at 11
★ Similar circumstances
★ Assumptions are bad for you kids
★ Handwriting?
★ Look I had to pull a splinter out of her forehead I know what I'm talking about
★ Raoul's Secret: He Jelly
★ Hans this doesn't help your case
★ Dear lord don't tell me there really WAS a cow pendulum - oh god, we're really considering it
★ Raoul in a lineup
★ Raoul provides a handwriting sample
★ Hime would NOT...
★ u lookin at box 5 bro
★ Natalie you have a lot of issues
★ Vote
★ Fuck the management up the butt ♫

❧ Afterparty
★ 'Sorry We Had A Murder' Cake (x)

WEEK 4

★ Monday Investigation with Javert
★ SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON RAOUL with Hans and Balladeer(x) pumpkin shenanigans.
★ Motive: Oh please he has enough money to screw the rules
★ Tuesday Investigation with Seymour, The Pirate King(x), and Natalie
★ Wednesday Investigation with Astarte(x) + guess who's about to learn Hans is a douchebag(x) + OPERA MEETING now with Natalie, Astarte, Hook's idiocy, and Javert
★ Thursday Investigation + Cooking is so fun especially with Eliza

❧ 3rd Investigation
★ starting the day off right - with hygiene!
★ Madame Hamilton deserved none of this
★ If the Viscount business doesn't work out, you've got a great career as a Town Crier

❧ 3rd Trial
★ Poison and its many uses
★ Theorizing is better with friends
★ What sick fuck shoves a child into a washing machine
★ o shit congrats on your dating
★ Hook is an idiot, exhibit A and exhibit B
★ It's okay to go into someone's room if they've been murdered
★ Hans is not a bro, Javert is not to blame, Raoul takes things for the team, and it's nbd Astarte
★ Was it clarified what part of the cookies were tampered with
★ Hey hold up a second, is he being framed????
★ NAH HOOK ISN'T SMART ENOUGH TO FRAME SOMEBODY ♫
★ The least angsty vote ever

❧ Afterparty
★ God they've been in here for a month and everything continues to get worse

WEEK 5

★ Monday door investigation and drunken songs with Natalie♫ (WHERE HE SANG SIA) + Mac and cheese: MKII + there's a lot of drinking going on + Winslow is still his bro
★ The first somewhat tempting motive
★ Tuesday workshop worries and door discoveries (hopefully)
★ Wednesday with clay and art! + Meeting day / See you there / Blow Raoul's mind
★ Thursday TECHNOLOGY FUN

❧ 4th Investigation
★ Okay who poured one out in the bathroom
★ Hans that's a terrible habit to pick up
★ LAW DAD NO
★ SWIRLY BRUSH

❧ 4th Trial
★ No rope burns
★ Sometimes it's okay to scream
★ Still really hung up about the alcohol smell
★ So Raoul found this swirly brush right
★ He only trusts Hans if there's witnesses
★ Raoul strips. Again.
★ WHAT OH NO
★ Why do all the little sisters kill or get killed
★ You're a jerk and it's your week ♫
★ Totally not late voting

❧ Afterparty
★ The Balladeer's our buddy but we can't let other people know that
★ Raoul tries. Oh my God, does he try. He tries all the time in this institution

WEEK 6
★ Monday culinary delights
★ Tuesday worries
★ Wednesday attempts to help + setting a plan into action + it's the murder o' clock news + what's good birdman ♫

❧ 5th Investigation
★ And she just called him "friend" too
★ Holey cushions
★ Helpin you out Lawyer Billy

❧ 5th Trial
★ Brilliant deductions Raoul - wait you haven't deduced anything
★ Gun science!
★ One last idea before
★ FOR ALL OUR SAKES
★ WHAAAAAAAAAT
★ Oh God what
★ Wait what no
★ YO FUCKIN GET IT LAWYER BILLY
★ Fuck. This. Shit.
★ NOOOOOOOOO

❧ Afterparty
★ JESUS ON A RITZ HANS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

WEEK 7
★ Sunday's petty vandalism

♫ is for songs only

IT'S CURTAINS - INVENTORY

CURRENTLY IN INVENTORY:

KEEPING:

❧ One (1) Phantom Mask. A white half-mask. It shows signs of frequent use.
❧ One and a Half (1.5) Ultimate Treasures: tickets to Hamilton, three (3) in total. The booth attendant hands them over with an odd air of reverence.
❧ One (1) Edelweiss. A small white flower contained in a glass vial. It'll greet you every morning.
❧ One (1) Gorgeous Breastplate. A thin golden breastplate. It's made of real metal, but seems to fasten onto the body with glittery pink ribbons. He's probably going to wear this under his clothes if he can.
❧ One (1) Striped Scarf. A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian. Kept begrudgingly starting on Week 6 because it started getting cold.
❧ One (1) note reading "Do not fear for Miss Daae. The angel of music has her under his wing. Make no attempt to see her again." Fuck you, Phantom, he's tacking this on his wall to stare at and ponder broodily.

HAPPY TO GIVE AWAY/TRADE:

❧ One (1) Ukulele. A small ukulele with flowers printed on the body. It has a pretty good sound, if you've got an ear for that!
❧ One (1) pair of Kinky Boots. A pair of glittering red thigh-highs. They'll definitely fit you. They also fit The Pirate King. He can have them.
❧ One (1) Green Puppet. A green puppet in a gray hoodie. It seems too complex for one person.
❧ One (1) set of Bobby Pins. There are so many yet not enough and they are Everywhere.
❧ Two (2) Teddy Bears. A giant teddy bear, such as one might win at a carnival. It has an odd sharp smell to it, sort of like...gunpowder?
❧ One (1) Oklahoma Snowglobe. A souvenier snowglobe from the great state of Oklahoma. When you shake it, a tinny voice inside goes "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - ". It lasts a while.
❧ One (1) Efron Poster. A framed poster of Zac Efron. It doesn't say his name, though, so most of you probably won't know who he is anyway.
❧ One (1) American Flag folded into a triangle. It's wrapped with a thick black ribbon.
❧ One (1) Cast Album. A CD case with a blank white front, and an unlabelled CD inside. The back lists all the cast members and the Balladeer as artists, though...
❧ Two (2) tins of Hair Gel. Use it to keep that 'do looking good!
❧ One (1) Show Poster. A poster advertising Bialystock and Bloom's newest musical: Springtime for Hitler. The poster provides absolutely no context for this.
❧ One (1) Striped Scarf. A long striped scarf. Wearing it makes you look very Bohemian. He got an extra.
❧ One (1) Chocolate Chip Cookie. Wow, this place has pretty good concessions! This cookie has the perfect distribution of chips.
❧ One (1) pair Ruby Slippers. A pair of shiny ruby shoes. Clicking the heels together makes a very satisfying sound.

KEPT LOCKED AWAY IN HIS TRUNK TO PREVENT THEIR USE IN A MURDER:

❧ Two (2) Razors. A silver straight razor. Holding it feels dangerous, somehow.
❧ One (1) wooden headpiece in the shape of a lion's head with a proud mane. Wearing it makes you feel regal.
❧ Two (2) Black Masks. A black domino mask. Great for hiding your identity.
❧ One (1) Red Wig. A curly red wig. Wearing it makes you feel hopeful.
❧ One (1) Red Cape. The cape as red as blood. It's very warm.
❧ One (1) pair of White Opera Gloves. Long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! This pair is a classic white - try not to stain them.
❧ One (1) Samael Sword. A four-foot-tall longsword with a cross-like cross-guard, and a hilt decorated with vine-like accents. It's well-designed, even though it looks and feels ancient.
❧ One (1) Stabbing Knife. A knife that's perfect for stabbing someone! Except...the blade is dull, and retracts back into the handle when pressed upon. Maybe you can fake a stabbing.
❧ One (1) pair of Red Opera Gloves. Long satin gloves that are perfect for a night out at the opera! These ones would be good at hiding stains...you know, from tomato juice or something.

DISPOSED OF IN AMUSING WAYS:

❧ Two (2) Meat Pies, still warm. It smells delicious...? left one for the Balladeer, the other one's going to be broken into bits and thrown at cameras out of spite.
❧ One (1) Tuba. Dear god. Do you know how to play THIS? Just going to leave that shit out in the music room where it probably belongs.
❧ One (1) Ticket to Hamilton He gave it to the Balladeer with some snacks during the Week 6 motive.
❧ One (1) Doctor's Costume. The package says it's a doctor's costume, but what kind of doctor dresses like this? Stubbornly tying these weird bits over the lenses of the camera. Fuck you, look at creepy outfit crotch, Management.
❧ One (1) box of popcorn. Freshly made and smelling delicious. It's absolutely edible, but a little oversalted. Crumbling this up and throwing it into wet paint for some civil disobedience.